T-shirts for tummies

I have a new idea to help save all pregnant women out there trying to keep their sanity. If anyone else is like me by the end of the pregnancy you think you're going to scream if anyone asks you any number of the same old questions that you've been answering for nine months. They may include any of the following
1) You still haven't had that baby?
2) What are you having?
3) When are you due?
4) What are you naming the baby?
5) How are you feeling?
6) Is the nursery done yet?
My list could go on but I think you get the point. Anyway so my idea is to make a t-shirt with the answers to these questions on it. Of course who has time to do that! :)
Seriously, I know people are well meaning and if no one asked me I would think that no one cared but I'm so tired of answering the same old questions. I think the next time someone asks me one of these questions I might go off the deep end and give them some smartallic answer like her name is going to be Jezabelle! (That one's for you Billy).
Thankfully I'm back to feeling like myself again, or as much as one can being nine months pregnant, after my bought with stomach flu. I'm now back to evening shift at work which is for the most part easier and I'm part time which is definately easier.
Do say a prayer that I don't have Kayler before the 12th b/c my doula is out of town til then and I don't want to do this without her support. It would be my luck though! Pray for her safe travel and return home. Also say a prayer that my poor, hardworking husband doesn't kill himself trying to finish our building. He's up at the crack of dawn and works til midnight. One of these days he's going to wear out and I worry that he's going to work himself til he's sick. He could use some encouragement for anyone who sees him or talks to him.
Thanks for humering me and my pregnancy insanity!!!